Heidi Dumps Psychic Manager

I wonder if he saw this coming.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/03/19/heidi.montag.psychic.manager.ppl/index.html?hpt=Sbin

Heidi Montag dumped her Psychic Manager, Aiden Chase today. She has decided to go it alone and manage her own career... which is the only thing worse than hiring a psychic manager.

Apparently he acted like an ass on the set of her new movie and tried to woo Audrina Partidge from her manager. Big whoop. When are you showing us your boobs? Come on, get on with it for the love of Pete.

Blind Sided

My theory has been proven once again... No matter how hot they are there is someone out there who is sick and tired of their shit!

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jesse-james-apologizes-to-sandra-bullock-following-infidelity-rumor/37681?nc

In this case that someone is Jesse James and he apparently is sick of wife Sandra Bullock's shit.

The woman with whom Jesse is bedding down with is Michelle "Bombshell" McGee... the tattooed woman you see in the attached picture. She identifies herself as "the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet."

Why on gods green earth would Jesse bed down with such skunk bait... because she apparently is willing to do anything he f***ing wants. Because there is nothing that I can see that would explain it.

Sandra seems like such a goody-goody... the perfect woman to be married too. She's pretty (some would say hot), she seems to be funny, she seems very vibrant, she's so damn cute... the perfect wife.

OR, maybe she's a total bitch who is a really good actress that only likes missionary style. Only Jesse really knows... however, say what you want about "Bombshell" McGee... Missionary is only a snowflake on the tip of her sexual iceberg, guaranteed! Get Freaky!

Dumb People Need Slaphand Too.

Reille Hunter, the videographer that f***ed John Edwards chances of ever being president or even thought of as decent ever again, was interviewed and photographed for an article in GQ has come out saying she is extremely upset with the photographs used in the article. She went as far as to say the picture of her looking sultry in a white dress shirt and little else (seen here) is repulsive.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/?fbid=eKlahbGddle

It's GQ not Harper's Bazaar or Good Housekeeping and you posed for the f***ing thing, so why is it at all a surprise that it showed up in the mag.

She claims she "trusted" the photographer and "went with the flow."

Good call.

Is that like when you trusted John Edwards to keep your relationship out of the press when he was being followed by hundreds of news media, or like the time when you trusted him to do the right thing and fess up to being the father of your child.

Maybe you need to re-evaluate your ability to pick people to trust.

John Edwards is a dirt bag and your not many steps above him. You slept with a married man, even after being caught by his wife, even after she got cancer, so just shut your pie hole, take your sexy photos, and go with the flow.
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Terry Nichols, of Oklahoma City bombing conspiracy fame, recently went on a hunger strike while in Federal Prison in Colorado to demand a more fiber rich diet apparently got what he wanted however says "much more needs to be done."

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-nichols-diet-031310,0,195249.story?track=rss

Nichols has also filed a lawsuit that argues the lack of available whole grains and fresh produce harms his health and violates his religious beliefs causing him to "sin against god."

You mean "sin against god" like conspiring to kill hundreds of people by exploding a large bomb while they worked in an office building... are you talking that kind of sin? Because I am a little confused on the level of sin we're talkin.

I am also confused on stuff like "why this guy is still breathin?" and "what does it take to get a guy shanked in prison?" and "fiber, are we talking about fiber?"

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Casey Anthony's lawyers don't want you to see her as a partying whore only as a baby killer.

To update you, Casey Anthony is on trial for killing her 2 year old daughter, Caylee.

See here's what happened in a nut shell; Casey Anthony's mother reported to police that her 2 year old grand daughter had been missing for a month. Anthony claims she dropped the daughter off at a babysitters and when she returned the sitter and her daughter were no where to be found, so instead of calling police she decided to do her own month long investigation into the disappearance of her daughter without telling the police or her parents. This did not stop her from partying a few time with friends during the "investigation" though.

Police came to find the sitters apartment had been vacant for months prior to Anthony supposedly dropping her daughter off and the babysitter has never been found, nor is it believed that she even exist. Months into the investigation the body of Caylee was found in a marshy area less than 1 mile from Anthony's home with evidence of duct tape being used in the homicide... the same duct tape that was found in Anthony's home.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/caylee-anthony

So, let me see if I have this straight... you dropped your daughter off at a vacant apartment, to a woman who doesn't exist and then decided not to report the crime to police so that you could investigate the matter yourself but come to find out your daughter ends up being dead and found with duct tape on her that you had in your house.. and your worried about a few party pics.

See, the judge has recently released photos of Anthony in various less than desirable poses... well, less then desirable if you are trying to get your client off of a murder charge by trying to pass her off as a good and caring mother.

Said pictures depict Anthony as a bit of a whore and a party animal. The party pics are a little damning, however they should be no more damning then fact that she killed her own daughter then tried to cover it up with a lame ass "babysitter" story while she investigated it... for a month.

You have to be a complete dumb ass to think that people would buy that shit. All I can say is enjoy the lightening ride honey.

I Forsee Failure

Anytime you can trade your current manager in for a psychic manager you got to pull the trigger on that.

Heidi and her boobs have hired Malibu based psychic, Aiden Chase, to manager her career, stating, "having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."

Yeah, that worked great for Shirley McClain. However, I digress. What you should be doing is baring your two greatest assets; your witty sense of humor and ability to cry on cue.

Of course I'm kidding... just show us your boobs already!

Considering that your previous manager was your dumb shit husband, Spencer, trading up to a psychic probably was a pretty good move. He is definitely a solid choice... solid!

Or, and I'm just throwing this out there... you could hire an actual celebrity manager who is neither, A - your husband, or B - a whacked out fraud. Just saying.

Good luck... now when is that next Playboy shoot, cause when it's done your 15 minutes will be just about up. And, no one needs a psychic for that. (Unless of course you go bigger!... DO IT!)

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/201350/heidi-montag-ditches-husband-as-her-business-manager.html

VPITF: Lindsawhat?

Lindsay Lohan didn't win an Oscar this past weekend because she is a horrible actress, however she does receive our second VPITF (Virtual Punch In The Face).

Freaky Friday is suing e*Trade for 100 million dollars. YES, that's $100 million dollars for using her name in one of their cutsie E*Trade baby commercials.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100310/lf_nm_life/us_lohan_etrade_lawsuit_5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEXZ2hfD3bU

That's $50 million for compensatory damages and $50 million for exemplary damages. What that means is she is not only claiming that she should receive money for actual damages but that the damage was done maliciously.

Are you so eff'd up on painkillers that you think e*Trade, in addition to trying to earn money by allowing you to trade stocks via their web applications has the goal of ruining your life. REALLY. Because that doesn't really seem like a good business strategy to me.

The Parent Trap (more like the coke trap) claims that the baby that is referred to in the commercial as "that milkoholic Lindsay" is based on her likeness and character.

I decided to list all of the things you have in common with the baby in said video.

1. Your names are Lindsay.

And, that's it. I really don't see how your going to get 100 million dollars based on that. Unless of course you are saying that because the baby is refereed to as a milkoholic and you are an alcoholic those things are related too.

I think this is a good indicator of how high you are on prescription medication and cocaine to think that you are ever going to get money from e*Trade. For that I think you need a good 'ol fashioned punch in the face. It would probably help you out and would make me feel tons better.

Also, get some creme rinse for your hair... your mane is starting to look like a red scarecrow hair.