Tuesday, December 14, 2010

In Local News: I Crapped My Pants


How gullible are Oklahomans?

Seriously?

A 21-year old man on two different occasions fooled babysitters into watching him at their homes by claiming to be an autistic child named "Alex." In both cases the babysitters changed his soiled diaper, feed him from a bottle, and read him bedtime stories.

Mark Anthony Richardson Jr. claims he was "seeking sexual stimulation" (no shit) by posing as both the father of an autistic boy, when he solicited babysitters off Craigslist to care for an autistic child, and the child himself. The 4'-9" tall lollipop guild member would then dress himself in kids clothes and diapers, deliver himself to the would be babysitters, and pretend to be autistic.

In one case he delivered himself at 2am to a sitter and was standing on the porch saying "4121" over and over... 4121 was the address of the house. When he was brought inside he had a envelope with $40 dollars in it and a note that said he needed to be fed and he was wearing a soiled diaper that required changing.

The sitters claim that on several occasions they would start to change him and he would get up and run around the house. They would have to catch him to finish changing his diaper.

In both cases the sitters pointed out that they noticed Alex would become aroused whenever they changed his diaper.

ehh.

I think the babysitters got what they deserved... I mean, is it really a crime if you convince a grown woman to change your sh!tty diaper while you pop wood. At what point do you, as the sitter, say... "this is f***ed up... there is just something not right here." At the very least you should say to yourself, "there is a gawd damn grown man running around my house, buck naked, with crap running down his leg and a boner... this ain't worth no damn $40."

In an interview with Richardson's mother she noted that he probably needs some psychological help and has some mental disabilities... well, what do you know... another Oklahoma genius.


http://newsok.com/oklahoma-city-man-admits-conning-baby-sitters-by-posing-as-autistic-and-wearing-diapers/article/3522781

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