Lindsay Lohan didn't win an Oscar this past weekend because she is a horrible actress, however she does receive our second VPITF (Virtual Punch In The Face).Freaky Friday is suing e*Trade for 100 million dollars. YES, that's $100 million dollars for using her name in one of their cutsie E*Trade baby commercials.
That's $50 million for compensatory damages and $50 million for exemplary damages. What that means is she is not only claiming that she should receive money for actual damages but that the damage was done maliciously.
Are you so eff'd up on painkillers that you think e*Trade, in addition to trying to earn money by allowing you to trade stocks via their web applications has the goal of ruining your life. REALLY. Because that doesn't really seem like a good business strategy to me.
The Parent Trap (more like the coke trap) claims that the baby that is referred to in the commercial as "that milkoholic Lindsay" is based on her likeness and character.
I decided to list all of the things you have in common with the baby in said video.
1. Your names are Lindsay.
And, that's it. I really don't see how your going to get 100 million dollars based on that. Unless of course you are saying that because the baby is refereed to as a milkoholic and you are an alcoholic those things are related too.
I think this is a good indicator of how high you are on prescription medication and cocaine to think that you are ever going to get money from e*Trade. For that I think you need a good 'ol fashioned punch in the face. It would probably help you out and would make me feel tons better.
Also, get some creme rinse for your hair... your mane is starting to look like a red scarecrow hair.
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