Things I Learned This Week: People Are Whack(ed)

It is possible for two morons to blow through 10 million dollars and not have anything to show for it except for a set of enormously huge knockers.

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/217192/heidi-montag-and-spencer-pratt-we-wasted-10m.html

And, if you ask me... that's money well spent, haha.

I don't fault them... actually I do, they are so stupid that there seed should be wiped from the earth so that their species can not continue to exist... but, what I mean, is that they are the product of their own fame. A fame base on absolutely no talent, unless you consider being so dumb as to be interesting enough to make a reality show out of all the faux drama in their lives until someone else who is dumber with even more faux drama comes along (I'm talking to you Jersey Shore). They were told for so long that they were famous and sustainable that they believed it... so they lived it up. Dropped millions on house rental, cars, trips, surgeries, and never gonna happen careers (like being a singer), not to mention that they owe millions in back taxes. They fell into the "reality trap" and now have to pay for it. Dumbasses

On the bright side... that Playboy spread is looking a little likelier now that the tax man is gonna come calling. So Heidi... show us your boobs you boob!
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Never bring a wrench to a sword fight: Police responding to a domestic violence call in Sand Springs, Oklahoma found John Bryan Moore, 37, dead after being stabbed several times with a small sword by his 15 year old son, Dustin Wade Moore.

When asked what happened, Dustin explained "he hit me with a wrench." In response Dustin stabbed the man several times with a sword with a 16" blade. I'd say... lesson learned.

Police have responded to several calls in the past to the same address for domestic disputes, burglary, auto theft, runaways, drunkenness, and so on. Sounds like ol Dustin just solved all those problems, they should be thanking him, not arresting him... next case!

http://www.tulsaworld.com/webextra/content/2010/crimesite/article.aspx?subjectid=450&articleid=20101103_12_A22_CUTLIN996192
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Just because she signed a document making her your sex slave doesn't mean you can beat her then have sex with her. Oh wait... it does?

http://newsok.com/oklahoma-city-sex-fetish-enthusiasts-abuse-trial-goes-to-jury/article/3511316

Freaks, Richard "Lord Wraith" Wise and Nanette "Gina" Larsen, have an unusual relationship. Gina moved away from her husband and three kids in Utah to live with "Lord Wraith," in Oklahoma City, this last year and signed a document which states that he is the "master" and she is the "slave," his sex slave, that is. The two practice a BDSM lifestyle, which translates into, we're a bunch of sex junkies who like to get FREAKY; we're into stuff like gag balls, whips, handcuffs, nipple clips, and drinking out of dog bowls like a good dog should, that's the kind of sh!t that turns us on and gets our juices flowing. Per the contract Wise gets to tie up, beat, choke, slap, pinch, and mentally abuse Larsen. It's almost like they are married, but without the lovely dovey stuff.

In a twist of fate, this February, Wise was arrested for allegedly attacking Larsen after a night spent partying. Larsen told her friend, doctor, and the police that Wise beat her, handcuffed her, and sexually assaulted her. Since then, Larsen moved back to Utah to her family, but then changed her mind, and moved back to Oklahoma City to be with Wise... oh, and her story changed too... now she fell down some stairs, got elbowed in the eye while arguing, and all those bruises and scrapes, that was from previous consensual rough sex with Wise. Which pretty much sounds like the same exact story she told the doctor, her friend and police... only in one version she is complaining.

Even though Larsen is no longer pressing charges the state is proceeding with it's prosecution of Wise on charges of kidnapping and domestic abuse. That's going to be pretty hard to sell givin that their key witness is now playing lap dog to the defendant.

Whatever the case, one thing is for sure... that is one well trained b!tch... which gives me an idea... Honey... can you sign something for me?