The Fat Judd is Not Happy

Shortly after the Country Music Awards show earlier this week country legend (and I use that term loosely) Wynonna Judd has stated that Taylor Swift--who won several CMA awards and the evenings top honor, Entertainer of the Year--is nowhere near ready for so much success.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/vivanashvegas/5728/wynonna-too-soon-for-taylors-win/

Wow, that color of envy sure makes Wynonna look fat... what you say, oh that's just her face... my bad.

I mean seriously can Taylor Swift catch a break, first Kayne West steals her thunder at MTV Video Music Awards and now the ugly Judd is dissing her after the CMA's. It's not like she won the lifetime achievement award... she won ENTERTAINER of the YEAR.

Name another country artist, male or female, that has ENTERTAINED you and has received as much attention in the past YEAR as Swift. Brad Paisley and Kenny Chesney are the two that come closest and neither of them have had the success that Swift has garnered.

Here are just a few points to mention:

- Neither Paisley nor Chesney cross genre's the way Swift has... she is as popular a pop artist as she is a country artist.

- Neither of them appeal to as broad of age spectrum as Swift.

- Neither of them have hosted Saturday Night Live or been on the countless shows and specials that Swift has this past year

- Swift opened the CMT Music Awards by doing a song with T-Pain, if you can believe that. She's also performed at the CMT Awards, and MTV VMA's

- Swift did a CMT Crossroads special with Def Leppard for Christ sake. Def Leppard... when they were big she was, well, she wasn't even born. And now she's singing with them.

- Swift is everywhere. She's been on the View, Dateline, and in a Hannah Montana movie... she's even been on CSI.

- Every magazine at the grocery store has a picture of her in it right now.

She has been country's most visible face for the past year, behind her is Carrie Underwood, whom I am sure Wynonna would bitch about too, because she's young and hasn't had to work as hard either to get where she is today. Which is funny, cause I don't recall seeing anything that says you had to drive a tractor, be raised in a barn, get beat by your father or be married to a trucker to earn the Entertainer of the Year Award. I think it just says you need to sing country music and be really entertaining... for a year.

And, speaking of Wynonna... if your fat ass doesn't like it then do something about it. I can't recall your last hit, and can't recall any hit when your momma wasn't helping you out. And your mom is hot... your sister is hot... what happened to you?

You look like you got dropped as a child, became depressed and ate everything in the house.... for most of your life.

You look like a wet, leather bag full of lard.

Don't get me wrong... I'm not some pervy, over age, Taylor Swift fan... OK, maybe I'm a little pervy, it's just that I hate ugly. And, Wynonna is ugly, and, seemingly, a little jealous.