I Love my Grandma, but...

If you want to throw up in your mouth a little bit read the next line.

"I'm in love with my grandson and we're having a baby."

If you want to throw up a whole crap load read the article.

http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-idea/real-life/article/-/7124792/Im-in-love-with-my-grandson-were-having-a-baby/

It's a world gone mad people.

72 year old Pearl Carter has fallen in love with her 26 year old grandson, Phil Bailey. That's right Pearl is Phil's biological grandmother. Pearl had a daughter when she was 18 that she gave up for adoption. Many years later, Pearl's daughter had a son, Phil. In 2006 after Phil's mom died of cancer Phil decided to look for his mothers biological mother and met Pearl. Then f***ed her.

OK, maybe that last part was a little shocking, but more or less it is true. After contacting Pearl through a letter the two met and "cried for hours." But, after the meeting Pearl felt a sexual attraction, which some nut told her was a "normal" feeling called GSA or Genetic Sexual Attraction. After only 2 weeks of getting to know her grandson Phil, she kissed him... and instead of smashing his dick with a hammer, gargling liquid Drano, and then shooting himself, as I would have done, Phil, reciprocated the behavior... they made love for the first time that night.

Now if that doesn't make you want to upchuck just a little I don't know what will. Think about that for a second. I don't know about your grandma but mine kinda has this mushy pasty white skin that always feels a little colder than normal. She's got wrinkles all over and smells like... well, like old lady. She has age spots all over and random bruises from "leaning" on things. She can't see very well, she can't hear. Her breast, by appearance, are a lot further south than they should be and I can only imagine what her "junk" would look like... oh god. verpfttf.

I can now actually taste bile.

Anyway... Phil hit that. Phil hit that over and over. Since that night they have been living with each other and having sex... mushy, old lady sex. And, about a year ago decided to have a child with one another. But, since Pearl is, how shall we put this, out of her f***ing gourd, er, I mean beyond child bearing years, they hired a surrogate to sire their child.

Why anyone would want to give a child to an old lady and her grand kid/lover is beyond me. Actually they've given her 54,000 reasons, but still... that's a slaphand for another time.

And, this poor kid is gonna have some major issues. His mom is also his great grandmother, his dad is also his like third cousin or great uncle or something. Basically this kid is gonna be in therapy for most of it's life.

Yep... it's a mad, mad world. And, Phil, if you're reading this, you are one sick motherf***er, or grandmotherf***er, as the case may be.