I recently saw this picture of Lindsey Lohan and was immediately overloaded with story headlines that could possibly accompany it. So without further ado...1. Lohan Celebrates 40th Birthday
2. Lohan Alcohol Detection Anklet Broken... Obviously
3. Whore!
4. Lindsey "Lazy Eye" Lohan at MTV Movie Awards
5. Lohan: Ugly Is As Ugly Does
6. Lohan Looking To Be Rode Hard, Put Away Wet
7. Lohan Murders Mom, Shows Up At Awards Show While On House Arrest
8. Fugly
9. Lohan Virtual Punch In Face Now A Reality
10. Why Yes... I Am A Coke Whore
11. Talent... Who Needs Talent
12. If You Think This Looks F***ed Up You Should See My Snatch
13. ...This Is Your Face On Drugs
14. Collagen Lips - $300
Clorox Bleach Job - $3
Pint of Vodka - $12
Gram of Coke - $100
Going to Awards Show All F***ed Up and Looking Like Shit - Priceless
15. SlapHand Wishes Answered; Lohan Dead
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