Now THAT'S a Bender

You know you have had a successful night of partying if you are arrested the next day after having found your vehicle parked atop a piece of farm equipment, your covered in blood and pig shit, and you don't remember a f***ing thing.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/05/25/minnesota-pigs-stabbed/index.htmp?htp=Sbin

A Minnesota man, Curtis Lee Adams, was arrested last month and recently plead guilty to third degree burglary, torture, and cruelty to animals charges
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(Now that's a party!)

Discovered by police outside a Minnesota pig farm after getting lost upon leaving a local bar, Adams told the officers he had been looking for his lost car (later found on top of a farm implement). The officers noted that Adams had bloody knuckles and "smelled very strong like pigs and had manure all over him." After failing a breath test (no shit) Adams was arrested and later released to a sober driver that night.

It wasn't until the next morning that workers in the barn found 29 pigs had been stabbed and found a knife in nearby grass.

(Now that's a F***ING party!!)

Adams told officers the knife was his and after seeing photographs of the scene claimed he "must of done it but does not remember doing it."

(Hell yeah!!!)

You've had so much to drink that you don't remember crashing your car on top of a piece of farm equipment, stumbling into a pig barn with knife in hand, and chasing around pigs, for what had to be quite some time, and stabbing 29 of those squealing, shit covered, bacon makers.

(I WANNA PARTY WITH THAT GUY!!!)

A vet ended up euthanizing the pigs, no word yet on if you had them for breakfast this morning.